“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.” – Kurt Vonnegut
See also
Talking Points
Source: Simply Noted, Readerzilla
A Big Freaking List of Congratulations
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New Job
New Baby
Marriage
Graduation
New Home